The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed,


good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.


"Can I help you?" she asked.


"I want to see Natalie" the man replied.


"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.


Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam.


"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply.


Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
$1,000


a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar
bills and


gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly
left.


The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie.
Natalie


explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row - too
expensive -


and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man
pulled out


the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs.


After an hour, he left.


The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he
had


come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went
upstairs.


After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me
three


nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.


The man replied, " South Carolina ."


"Really" she said. "I also have family in South Carolina ."


"I know", the man said.


"Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to deliver
your


$3,000 inheritance."





The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain,


1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer.





Note: Those of you who have a son in law school, watch out. And those who
are


thinking of sending one to the the law school, you better think twice.
Lawyers are


screw-drivers!!!!

Tersebut kisah sorang janda yang sudah dua kali bersuami. Bercerai dengan suami yang pertama sebab suaminya itu yang memukul dan mendera. Sementara suami kedua pula walau pada mulanya bahagia tapi akhirnya suami tu menceraikan dia dan kahwin dengan perempuan lain.

Jadi selepas beberapa tahun, janda ni yang masih cantik mengambil keputusan untuk berkahwin buat kali yang ketiga. Dia lantas mengiklankan diri untuk mencari jodoh ketiganya. Si janda tu meletakkan 3 syarat:

1. Lelaki tu mesti berjanji tak akan memukul atau mendera
2. Lelaki tu tak akan lari meninggalkan dia
3. Hebat di ranjang

Selang beberapa hari, datang seseorang mengetuk pintu dengan kuat. lalu si janda tu pun buka pintu. Alangkah terkejutnya dia bila yang datang tu tidak berkaki dan bertangan.

"Saya datang untuk cuba nasib jadi suami awak" kata si lelaki kudung tu.

Lalu si janda tu meminta si lelaki itu untuk menjelaskan kalau dia dapat memenuhi tiga syarat seperti dalam iklan.

Lelaki tu berhujah:

"Syarat yg pertama, sudah tentu saya dapat penuhi disebabkan saya tidak ada tangan untuk memukul awak."

"Syarat yang kedua, mana mungkin saya akan tinggalkan awak disebabkan saya tidak ada kaki untuk berlari."

"Ok, boleh terima. Tapi syarat yang ketiga itu bagaimana hendak awak buktikan?" celah si janda tu.

"Oh, senang saja. Cuba awak fikir. Tadi saya ketuk pintu dengan apa?" ujar lelaki kudung itu dengan bangga.

MORAL: Di bulan Ramadhan ini eloklah jangan fikir yang bukan-bukan. Lelaki itu gunakan kerusi roda untuk datang ke situ dan dia gunakan tongkat yang diselitkan ke ketiaknya untuk ketuk pintu.