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    December 20

    The Army of the Lord



    The Army of the Lord




    friend was in front of me coming out of church one
    day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he
    always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the
    hand and pulled him aside.

          The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the
    Army of the Lord!"

          My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of
    the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I
    don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

          He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."




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    December 16

    IQ Test


    I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU

    fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
    Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

    i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
    phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
    Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
    olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
    pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
    pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
    istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
    slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.



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    December 09

    It is the time of year again!

     

    So this is Christmas and what have you done another year over a new one just begun and so this Xmas I hope you have fun the near and the dear one the old and the young. A merry merry Christmas and happy New Year let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

    And, so this is Christmas for weak and for strong for rich and the poor ones the road is so long and so happy Christmas for black and for white for the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fight. A merry merry Christmas and happy New Year let's hope it's a good one without any fear. And, so this is Christmas and what have we done another year over a new one just begun and, so happy Christmas we hope we have fun the near and the dear one the old and the young. A merry merry Christmas and happy New Year let's hope it's a good one without any fear.

     

     

     

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