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    February 04

    The fact about men & Women

     

     Men:
    1. All men are extremely busy.
    2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
    3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
    4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
    5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
    6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off  if the woman leaves them.
    7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

     

    Women:
    1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
    2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
    3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, again they NEVER have something to wear.
    4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
    5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
    6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
    7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

    The Secret Of Happy Marriage

    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25 th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

    Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

    Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said " This is your first time ". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said " This is your second time " and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! I shouted at my wife: " What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy ?". She gave a silent look and said: " This is your first time!!! ".


    " Husband: "That's it. We are happily married ever after. "