A Sikh man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye.   

He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those  "exclusive" ladies-of-the-trade.
"How much do you charge?", asks Gerdial Singh.

Candy replies, "It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job."
Gerdial says, "500 ringgit for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Candy says, "Do you see  that Candy Restaurant on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the next Candy's about another block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see the third Candy's, just by the side of
the old Cathay cinema?"
"Yes."
"Well," says Candy, smiling invitingly, "I own those.
And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 ringgit."

Gerdial then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once.

I'll give it a try ."
They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel .
A short time later, Mr Gerdial Singh is sitting on the bed realising
that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit

of 500 ringgit .
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?"
Candy replies, "RM1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
Candy then says, while signalling Gerdial to come closer to her.
"Come closer to this window, big boy.  Do you see that bank just
across the junction to Jalan Sultan Ismail?    

I own that bank outright.   

And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every
sen of 1,500 ringgit !"
And poor Gerdial, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job ,decides to put off  his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it
to me !!!"
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
Mr Singh can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one

more glorious and unforgettable experience.
He then asks Candy,"How much for some pussy?"
Candy replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to

show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur is laid out before us
..... all those beautiful lights,  banks .... corporate offices ....

business houses ..... and big-&-small shops and places ?"
"Wowwww !!" Gerdial shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city ??"
"No," Candy replies, "but I would if I had a pussy , mate !