A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
 different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and
 asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an
 electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
 German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

 The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he
comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of
people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"

 He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly
the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to
get  in?"

 "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a
former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to
the canteen.