For those who are married !!!




          David
          Bissonette

          When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
          let him keep her.


          Sacha Guitry

          After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
          just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

          Hemant Joshi


          By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If
          you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

          Socrates

          Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
          them.

          Dumas


          The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
          "What does a woman want?

          Sigmund Freud


          I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with
          me.

          Anonymous

          "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to
          go to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft
          music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


          Henny Youngman

          "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

          Sam Kinison


          "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
          electronic banking. It's called marriage."

          James Holt McGavran


          "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and
          the second one didn't."

          Patrick Murray


          Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

          1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

          2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

          Nash

          The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
          forget it once...


          Anonymous

          You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

          Henny Youngman

          My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


          Rodney Dangerfield

          A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

          Milton
          Berle

          Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

          Anonymous

          A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
          day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same
          thing: "You can have mine."


          Anonymous

          First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

          Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."