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August 25
Must be an Ah Lian to read fluently. Have fun reading. You might like
this. This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct
sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and
Singaporeans. Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again
from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw
me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I
run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8
to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run
away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next
day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to
come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't
understand, I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
BEAR WITH ME AND READ ON...........
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take
but by the moments that take our breath away,"
Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's
100% true.
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much
that they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some
way.
3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they
go to sleep.
5. You mean the world to someone.
6. If not for you, someone may not be living.
7. You are special and unique.
8. When you think you have no chance of getting what
you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust
God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or
later, you will get it or something better.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something
good can still come from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on
you, take a look; you most likely turned your back on
the world.
11. Someone that you don't even know exist, loves you.
12. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you
will feel much better when they know
and you'll both be happy.
14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let
them know that they are great.
To everyone who read this: "Thank you for your time."
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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